In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.