and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.