Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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