I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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