you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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