sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
