i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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