Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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