I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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