I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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