I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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