new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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