My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now