their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
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all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.