Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...

(703): View more from Virginia

oh

Fav 10 1147 3457
share tweet
(585): View more from New York

Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick

Fav 45 4139 1023
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(303): View more from Colorado

.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate

Fav 4 786 4154
share tweet
(610): View more from Pennsylvania

doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.

Fav 70 4164 886
share tweet
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
Read it at the TFLN blog
(602): View more from Arizona

you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.

Fav 16 6381 822
share tweet
(631): View more from New York

its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states

Fav 22 887 1587
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(519): View more from Ontario

My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now

Fav 5 2280 780
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry

Fav 2 591 799
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(405): View more from Oklahoma

And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?

Fav 1 50 11
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT