I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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