you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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