Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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