Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
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i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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