i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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