True but thats because hes a fetus.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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