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There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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