I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
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It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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