I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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