I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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