Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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