i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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