I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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