do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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