Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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