goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
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Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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