It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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