i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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