Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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