areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
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Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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