I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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