Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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