weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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