And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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