I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
My balls are so social today.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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