I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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