Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
You left your phone here
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