only if we run a train.
done.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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