so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
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I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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