quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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