I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
I am invincible.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.