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Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
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