Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to