i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
