Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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Have fun and good luck.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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