you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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