i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
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Did I show you my penis last night?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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