So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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