i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
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its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I forget how to act sober
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