How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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