I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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