She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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