Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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